Monday, August 18, 2008

Ann Coulter...

is one crazy bitch. There's so much to say about her I don't even know where to begin. For starters, by the looks of things, she needs to seek help for her rather obvious eating disorder. I have a feeling she either a) sticks to a mainly "liquid" and cocaine-heavy diet or b) has a torn up esophagus and some jacked up teeth from vomiting so much in public restrooms. Either way, she's really gross.

Aside from her slutty attire, the most offensive thing about Ann Coulter is the constant pollution she farts out of her mouth. A few examples:

"Jews need to be perfected."

"I think our motto should be, post 9/11: raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences."

"We should invade their (Arab) countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is that he did not go to the New York Times building."

And perhaps the worst, regarding widows of 9/11 victims:

"I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much....the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president...cutting campaign do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."

Ann really is one good, obedient Republican. She used to work as a staffer for Republican Senator Spencer Abraham and is adored by young conservatives and Republican activists across our country. Notice the cute adam's apple on her throat. Possible extra Y chromosome? Ann, is there something you aren't telling us? Duct tape can do wonders!

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